Just Do it
October 5th, 2009Found on the internet:
Forgot the CELL phone? That’s your problem.
Popularity: 9% [?]
Hunting Llamas
October 5th, 2009
Why Chicago Lost
October 2nd, 2009
No purple. That’s the hallmark of a successful city. You need at least three colours in your city’s logo. Although, having lived in Chicago, I only saw gray skies and white snow. So you can’t blame ‘em for getting excited about blue and orange.
Popularity: 4% [?]
This is Real
September 28th, 2009No Hollywood special effects here. This is real 21st century riot control in Pittsburgh.
“By order of the Pittsburgh Chief of Police: I hereby declare this an unlawful assembly.”
The future is dark days.
Popularity: 8% [?]
The Almighty Buck
September 23rd, 2009
The Columbia Journalism of Review is running a great piece about the ridiculous heights network TV newsreader salaries have reached. To wit:
…Katie Couric’s annual salary is more than the entire annual budgets of NPR’s Morning Edition and All Things Considered combined. Couric’s salary comes to an estimated $15 million a year; NPR spends $6 million a year on its morning show and $5 million on its afternoon one.
And further down, a solid point:
What’s striking is how little notice this received in the flood of coverage of Sawyer’s appointment. With the notable exception of Jack Shafer in Slate, who cheekily urged Sawyer to turn down the job “and persuade ABC News to divert the millions it ordinarily pays its anchor and spend it on 50 or 80 additional reporters to break stories,”
So perhaps it’s a myth that good journalism has to be expensive.
Popularity: 19% [?]
Beatbox Riddum
September 19th, 2009It’s Friday (actually Saturday) and I’m lazy. Here are some YouTube beat boxers, from best to worst:
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I can’t find this guy anywhere online. Is he homeless?
This guy is good, but he obviously didn’t win whatever obscure TV contest this is.
This guy’s good, but his collection of narcissistic series of videos worries me.
These are drunk Spaniards who were surprised by dawn and sangria.
Popularity: 6% [?]
“Egotism is nature’s compensation for mediocrity.”
September 16th, 2009As we all know, Kanye is a self-absorbed waterhead without a thought filter on his mouth. His stupid interruption of the WMA awards revealed his coarseness. Everything that could have been said about the incident has been said (though some more insightful than others) and, barring any more ridiculous outbursts from Kanye, this matter should die a quick death.
What is noteworthy, however, is the complete inability to find the actual video on YouTube. A simple search reveals pages and pages of what seem to be the actual video, but then turn out to be self-serving commentaries by anonymous people from across the blogosnet. Each and every one talks about how self-centered and rude the interruption was and how he/she is outraged by the actions. And yet, here we have thousands of people using Kanye’s transgression to further their own internet stardom. So much so that even the original video isn’t even readily available.
This is where modern culture is heading, folks.
As we all know, Kanye is a self-absorbed waterhead without a thought filter on his mouth. His stupid interruption of the WMA awards revealed his coarseness. Everything that could have been said about the incident has been said (though some more insightful than others) and, barring any more ridiculous outbursts from Kanye, this matter should die a quick death.
What is noteworthy, however, is the complete inability to find the actual video on YouTube. A simple search reveals pages and pages of what seem to be the actual video, but then turn out to be vapid commentaries by anonymous people from across the blogos-net. Each one talks about how rude the interruption was and how he/she is outraged by Kanye’s actions. And yet, here we have thousands of people using this very transgression to further their own internet stardom. So much so that even the original video isn’t even readily available on the most popular video sharing site.
We’re only a few years away from Ruby Rhod, folks.
There’s only one thing that can keep growing without nourishment: the human ego.
—Marshall Lumsden
Popularity: 27% [?]
R.I.P.ster
September 12th, 2009
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it looks like the central source for hipster satire and transplant hate, diehipster.com, is dead. Is this a nefarious plan perpetrated by some hipster who has finally had it? Has Brooklyn been nuked from orbit and I’m only just finding out? What is the American Apparel connection?
Beware those who poke fun at the weak-willed and poorly dressed of Brooklyn. They, too, will come for you.
(Or perhaps their hosting company has just hit the “website off” button.)
Popularity: 9% [?]
Looking for my Leia
September 3rd, 2009
One of the questions that has plagued me since the advent this digital age: are there really this many screwed up people in the world, or did the internet just make them more visible?
From Craigslist.org NYC:
“young jabba the hut looking for a temporary apartment, prefers something cool and damp, like a basement, and most preferably near washer and dryer (he loves the smell!) also he is neat and tidy (get him now before he becomes a huge ball of slime) and likes to fall asleep being read love poetry, preferably in arabic though fractured french is also accepted. good cuddler, too, and just so darn cute. check out the artist’s rendering: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bearandbird/3707464588/in/set-72157621227964172/“
Popularity: 10% [?]
Some Books Are Meant to be Shot Intravenously
September 3rd, 2009
Sadly another month without regular internet at home. No matter. I’ve been on a book-buying binge ever since I found a Salvation Army and a used book store within walking distance of my flat; this is dangerous for a bibliophile like me. I knew I hit rock-bottom when I bought an obscure Umberto Ecco novel from a dodgy man in Union Square. Who knows what I could have caught!
Popularity: 7% [?]