Pure Twaddle » hipsters http://puretwaddle.gijv.com It is what it is Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:03:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 R.I.P.ster http://puretwaddle.gijv.com/2009/09/r-i-pster/ http://puretwaddle.gijv.com/2009/09/r-i-pster/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:51:22 +0000 admin http://puretwaddle.gijv.com/?p=333 dh_tombstone

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it looks like the central source for hipster satire and transplant hate, diehipster.com, is dead. Is this a nefarious plan perpetrated by some hipster who has finally had it? Has Brooklyn been nuked from orbit and I’m only just finding out? What is the American Apparel connection?

Beware those who poke fun at the weak-willed and poorly dressed of Brooklyn. They, too, will come for you.

(Or perhaps their hosting company has just hit the “website off” button.)

]]> http://puretwaddle.gijv.com/2009/09/r-i-pster/feed/ 0 Latter-Day Chic http://puretwaddle.gijv.com/2008/12/latter-day-chic/ http://puretwaddle.gijv.com/2008/12/latter-day-chic/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:45:00 +0000 swami http://hershmire.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/latter-day-chic/ Something has always bothered me about American Apparel clothes. No, it’s not the 50-pound boxes in which their shirts are shipped to retail stores. It’s not that they are the overpriced, low-quality uniform of the tragically cool hipsterati, though I loathe this, too. No, it was something else; something deeper and more sinister.

Once I spotted it, I couldn’t believe how simple it was. Some choice items from their online catalog look strikingly similar to Mormon undergarments. To wit:


Popular items from American Apparel
vs.
Popular items from your local LDS temple

As you can see, the two differences are that the American Apparel designers have taken the huge leap of using dye and that Mormons prefer flowery backdrops for their glamor shots.

After some research, I discovered that one of the groups uses these sacred garments as an outward showing of their devotion to a peculiar and exclusive religion. So do the Mormons; the only difference being that they refuse to wear them in public.

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